Standard Schaefer
Water
& Power
2005
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Reviewed by Allyssa
Wolf
hope each day the
knuckles stiffen a little less
the mouth hardly open
despite centipedes scorpions and Indians
the soft whip of deduction
gone drowsily pragmatic
reaches the
conclusion—anything with motion has to be wet
--North of Lone Pine, East of Independence
(p.28)
Water
& Power was the original title for the screenplay of Chinatown—a
misdirection—intentionally or unintentionally changed to re-position the source
of corruption in the American West away from the anonymous utility company
buildings hidden in plain sight across Los Angeles to an exotic locus of close,
dark flesh—an imagined evil.
Water
& Power as Standard Schaefer means it is rather to look at the facts of
the fictions of the West as they break apart into billions of loose molecules
and settle into man-made holes or are siphoned into utilitarian white stucco
buildings with huge bent tubes arching from them so that they look like fat
octopus-spiders.
The book is a range of characters spoken
through Schaefer’s mind that also exist in history and now-history. The power
plant exists physically, it is driven by and walked
by, reminding one of where one lives: a white, tubey
octopus-spider.
Writing this from
where today, remarkably,
a bird is singing, just bearably, maybe virtue
is what is just
bearable after the extreme tides of inertia, gold like ice caps
melting from our filling
while the barbed wire with its long division
invokes the Medusa
solution, for high tides and irredeemable desert—
nuclear winter though here
even the English Department and The Gaming Commission
are ardently opposed
--Primrose of
The range of existences portrayed is
impressive, and you can sense that Schaefer is pushing out even further into an
‘old future’ that isn’t nostalgia but rather an inhuman or untouched nature
within us that we recognize but cannot be.
The world of the book that he creates to be
seen and heard, however, is an amalgamation of idea and thing and thing and
thing and idea grafted onto idea after decades of relativity in stone—the
sagging satin tit of a frontier prostitute sits on the grim, straight lips of a
movie cowboy, as these two grow into one another they are photographed and then
painted as a mural in the pool room of a clapboard medieval castle with
Moroccan interior décor. One dream is built and grows into another until,
despite our greatest efforts, these things become ‘real’. Schaefer gives the most
mad and artificial the eye of science that looks not to exploit but to study
towards the moral and ethical amid what is to be, to exist now and not as we
would have it. The stones roll and speak again. As I mentioned, this way was
not easy. For first to show the minds of the West one would speak in the ways
we have heard foreign speech and not through the most foreign which is song in
any language. To speak as one has heard before others mocking
the foreign in prose may take one to a nowhere of reproducing a false
reproduction that even the foreign themselves begin to reproduce as their
identity. Instead, Schaefer begins the book with the poem ‘Prologue or
Incantation’:
introducing the conclusion of
compromise
The rest of the poem plays out as a man thinking
through a man on a movie set (equally director and actor) spending an afternoon
in
I have to protect you from the banana
stabbing your throat
Even with the “propaganda already in place”
and the professors arguing over the “correct pronunciation of Goethe” the man
on the movie set that Schaefer thinks through is “dazzled by the sound of the
grass” and “startled by the sound of a pear sinking through water”. This is an
attempt to move past the propaganda and into a space of sense and
contemplation. It is also as if the first desert we pass through is the desert
of academia, where intelligent people regard their own shipwreck on
institutional islands—many of them in small, nowhere towns where words are the
only flotation devices. And the odd thing about
And so the bulk of the book leaves the
English Department for The Gaming Commission (remember that they are “ardently opposed.”) Animals are
everywhere at play in Water & Power, but Schaefer is careful not to dismiss
human moral culpability with the romantic excuse that we’re all a bunch of dumb
animals: “taking your clothes off isn’t a revolution”. Schaefer’s gaming and
play is as serious here as his humor is dry.
rabbit hopped in hawk’s
shadow, a rat took a tour of an owl
but I’m a practical
man
--Plateau (p.30)
The description on the back of the book
says “Schaefer playfully re-enacts Mingus’ stay in a
mental hospital.” Note: playfully. Charles Mingus’
stay in a mental institution is not exactly a light subject. The kind of play
that Schaefer engages in this poem, called ‘A Stint in Camarillo Or Episodes of
The Man in the Window’ is a playfulness and playing read through a shield of
tears—I have no idea how he got the piano underwater.
But in my mule
orbits always thinking some days lollipops
some days coffin
varnish,
always
with a turning sunward of the head,
I slide off my face
(…)
Pigs in the
counting room, goats upstairs.
But I don’t say nothing.
Because in my
dolphin chamber, I make the substitutions
mules in the counting
room, goats in the hall,
so why are you always
revising me? why you unzip my window?
do you defile me
slowly beside
I just don’t want
to dance for a living no more
The cake of my
sadness
gallops in sequins
shamelessly sweet
Schaefer thinks through the minds of the
West, from Walt Disney to frontier prostitutes, as a fly fisherman would: catch
and release. He explores the potential for ethics within our artificial
environment, the artificial stream we fish in, recognizing that our highest
state is toward the artificial, and yet the artificial must be ethical and
mindful of the animal, while not ‘being’ the animal. Perhaps we can finally
give up the ghost of a ‘return to nature’, where we inevitably conclude that we
own it--producing our false ‘freedom’, our inalienable right to act on our
every instinct because we are highly private, individual creatures—like private
dicks on Walden Pond.
Beveled light
Bored a hole in this attic
to remind me of the
word “doe”
heading towards
formaldehyde.
But as the director
says, you gots to get there somehow.
Standard Schaefer is not fucking around. As
they say about a movie that hits the tender and terrifying notes of the ‘old
future’, that puts all time into a specific place, this book is an ‘instant
classic’.
Not gonna play
your goddamn games
I’m different and don’t care who knows it,
our father in the station shouts
where’s my angry young
man?
--Santa Clara Vs.
Southern Pacific Or How I Came To Love Corporate Personhood (p.50)