Shafer Hall

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HOW TO SURVIVE ON LAND & SEA

 

 

Evening came

With no nickels for dancing

 

Earlier in the day,
A public opinion poll of

Two Mexican kids revealed:

One hundred percent

Of two Mexican kids

Prefer orange Popsicles

To their big brother’s girlfriend

 

From which it can be inferred

That life is like a train

And we are like cheap apartments

And we shake when the train rolls by

 

See for yourself:
In the nickel light

A slender woman dances

And mispronounces your name

 

 

 

 

AVERY’S POSSUMS

 

 

The horror:

 

A five-year-old girl’s

intransitive loathing

finds an object in a

blissfully ignorant

marsupial.

 

Let Spring blossom, little possum,

your world is worse than you know.

Keep your rat’s teeth clean

on the pinewood of my fence;

let the shadow that you cast

on my bedroom wall be large.

 

Sunflowers are monsters

to the mice in the field.


 

 

 

NICK BURNETTE’S AMERICA

 

 

“Roy Orbison’s sublime,”

say Nick’s four-year old eyes.

 

Nick provides

incisive commentary

 

(suburban decay,

middle-age paranoia)

by throwing a brick through

my uncle’s rotted back fence.

 

“Nick,” I say, watching him eat,

“I had forgotten the beauty of banana”

 

 

 

 

 

AKRON, COLD BEER, AND POOR, POOR THING

 

 

The Doctor is in; Mike Mahoney is in.  He started

at the edge of light, and now his office is a bit like

a Midwestern jail, both hot and cold at the same time.

 

Fiddling with the door, he confirms its status: locked

like a late-evening Super Bowl bet.  The doctor is in.

 

On the end of the beach, fiddling with childhood

memories, Dr. Mike Mahoney finally remembers where,

on a hot night on Aransas Pass in 1977, he left himself

 

in a sense.