LINH DINH


Dewey in Bucks County
Why You Should Get To Know Me
Go Boo Hoo Hoo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dewey in Bucks County


The last great book I read was The Stand, probably, but I read the
Bockman Books at the same time and I honestly can't tell ya which
Book is better, they are both great books.

I’m not mature enough to look at the “bigger” picture.
Why would I want to learn from my mistakes?
I've never lied and I’ve never been “humbled.”

I like any scene with Brad Pitt in it.
I am often told I look like Reese Witherspoon.

I dont smoke weed, whut u
Talkin about, i did NOT inhale
That weed smoke, i did NOT
Smoke that joint.

If I could be anywhere at the moment?
I’d be some place that’s not rainy.
I wish I were in the next room
So I could lie on my couch.

I can't live without
My toothbrush
Or my pit bull
Or my hair straightener
Or my chess set.

I like any sort of food, actually,
But mostly Chinese and cheesesteaks.

In my bedroom, you'll find clothes and a bed,
Some pictures of Brad, and maybe about
847356893174568137456 pairs of underwear.

Why should you get to know me?
I dunno, do what you want…
But I tell you what
I am not looking for, though,
Is any man
With a teenie dick.

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Why You Should Get To Know Me

 


I could easily spend the rest of my life
In Disneyland, given the chance. I also crave
Roller coasters--the wilder the better,
And I can’t seem to get enough of
Six Flags Magic Mountain.
As a hobby, I write and perform
New Age type music (on the computer),
And I also enjoy writing comedic screenplays.
I'm also HIV/STD.


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Go Boo Hoo Hoo


“You’re a rich little white girl.
People don’t give a damn
About you. They only care about
The poor people, the minorities,
Those less fortunate. Go boo hoo hoo
To Daddy and buy some diamonds.
I’m sure you’ll wake up tomorrow
And feel like the million bucks
That’s stuck up your ass.”




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